Tyler and Gollum going head to head in a battle of the uglies

THE DIRT SQUAD: Hey I couldn’t help but notice the similarity here. Thoughts?

This is obviously the other side of Tyler that people talk about, only this time captured on film. – Eric

Ross Jeffries uses a child to help raise his public profile

THE DIRT SQUAD: I found this picture online, it just goes to show you that no matter how small his penis is it’s still big enough to fill a stroller.

You’ve got it wrong, this is the latest advert for his next product. – Eric

Tara keeping it classy

THE DIRT SQUAD: Just wanted to say I love the site Eric, It’s great to see some people in the community don’t take life too seriously and know how to have fun. I found this picture on myspace and thought you might enjoy it!

Well that’s one position I was pretty sure I would never see Tara in – Eric

Easiest way to get a threesome? Alcohol.

THE DIRT SQUAD: ERIC, The biggest drama recently to strike the seduction community has been the split between the seemingly happy Stephane and Ghita.  She appeared in his squirting orgasms DVD and many of his training products- but it has just come out that she has been cheating on him for years!  These apparently spiritually happy duo have broken up and now Ghita is sleeping around with as many MPUAs as she can find to get revenge on the way Stephane treated her.  Currently she is linked to Neil Strauss, despite him already having a girlfriend.  Stephane is still giving relationship advice through his website, but I think it’s about time to stop listening to this guy.  Advice from a deranged hippie is bad enough- advice from an angry deranged hippie is even worse.

Neil Strauss finally finds a use for a hair net.

 THE DIRT SQUAD: I found this picture of Neil Strauss wearing tights over his clothes, care to comment?

Not really much left to be said, except the fact that Neil has an arrow above his head showing what he really thinks about – Eric

So guys this one is from me, I had a look on youtube this morning and I found this video. I don’t know what the bigger news is. The fact that Mystery has a daughter or the fact that he can’t write a song. On second thoughts the bigger news has to be the fact he can’t write a song. Everyone expected him to have a child out there somewhere, we just didn’t expect him to know who the mother was.- Eric 

Carlos Xuma stars in early gay porn?

THE DIRT SQUAD: Eric, I was browsing my friends hard drive the other day, for his unlimited collection of weird and wonderful porn when I couldn’t help but notice that this young gay porn star had a striking resemblance to Carlos Xuma.He was going by the name of Angel boy. Is it possible that I’ve discovered his previous career?

I don’t know guys there is definitely a likeness, what do you all think? – ERIC

Tyler attends an AA meeting - (Approach Anxiety)

THE DIRT SQUAD: Hey Eric, I found this picture of Tyler Durden- looking like a cross between a homeless drunk and a spotty 14 year old Metallica fan… of course he is surrounded by men as usual.

Isn’t this how he usually looks? -Eric

After a night of gaming Matador and Lovedrop decide to go home together

THE DIRT SQUAD: Two MPUAs beat up a group of children from the 1980s and steal their wigs and clothes.

At least Matador’s hair looks real in this shot – Eric