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Mystery’s American Idol Audition

So guys this one is from me, I had a look on youtube this morning and I found this video. I don’t know what the bigger news is. The fact that Mystery has a daughter or the fact that he can’t write a song. On second thoughts the bigger news has to be the fact he can’t write a song. Everyone expected him to have a child out there somewhere, we just didn’t expect him to know who the mother was.- Eric 

Alex Bootcamp Disaster

THE DIRT SQUAD: Around 6 months ago Alex from RSD released a video on to YouTube showing him creeping out a woman in a bar.  Tyler tried to cover it up and Alex was reportedly almost fired for the incident. Despite hearing that Alex was a joke, I actually signed up for a bootcamp to see what he was really about.  I’d love to say that he was the real deal and he blew my mind with how tight his game was… but I can’t.  The whole night was embarrassing.  He stumbled around the bar shouting at women who ignored him, at one point a woman spilled her drink on him after he called her a ’slag’ and her boyfriend pushed him to one side as he stumbled away drunk.  He was the pickup instructor and I was embarrassed to be with him.  I thought, if anything, it should be the other way round?!?  The whole night was a disaster.  He made out with an HB4 and called it a night, collapsing near the bar while the assistant coaches tried to deal with the situation.  Honestly, never again.  I don’t know why RSD employees this guy.

I’m impressed that while drunk he could recognise the girl actually was a minger. – Eric

Ross Jeffries worships Satan

THE DIRT SQUAD: Hey Eric, many MPUA’s have their strange beginnings before game, but not many can top the bizarre Ross Jeffries.  Besides being a failed standup comedian, he is widely documented to be part of a Satanic cult.  Worshipping the devil, sacrificing goats and drinking blood- Ross Jeffries has led a colorful life.  It is reported that the same hypnotic prayers used in the Satanic rituals to summon demons were Jeffries’ inspiration for the infamous Speed Seduction method.  Even if Ross has no idea how to get laid, he is obviously an expert on being really, really creepy.

I’ve seen this one a few times before. You gotta hand it to Ross though for standing up to that crowd! – Eric